That is what is going on in my head right now. It's like vocab vomit (sorry, this post may be tinged with sick references, like my life the last 10 days) So I must get some of it out
pronto! After days of laying in bed in darkness taking turns sweating with a fever, and shaking with chills, and the hole digestive issue, I'm finally starting to feel human again.
First things first, I feel like my doctor is trying to one- up those pesky ex-boyfriend types. You know, "ohhhh I'm so over you, you're so spring 2009.... Getting over me are you?? Well I'm baaaack!! AND I'm realizing how amazing you are again. So stop your life and make it all be me again. K?"
Not that I know from experience or anything... But first my doctor says it sounds like I have salmonella. ick. So I give them ingredients for the lab. After two days of misery it comes back negative. At this point, I'm losing a lot of fluids and bleeding internally, so they recommend I go to the ER. I don't go just yet. Gotta play hard to get. Stupid stupid! So I finally go in the next day with my mom (who is also soooo sick with a flu bug. we had rooms near each other) and they say it is a viral infection that I seem to be fighting well and to start eating whatever I want. If this doctor knew me well he never would have told me this. So it's possible I've eaten a bag of baked lays and vanilla ice cream for dinner each night. washed down with frozen gatorade:) Not eating for a week will drive me to this point. THEN it hits my tummy and it says "Girl?!(Insert queen Latifah's voice)What exactly do you think you're doin? You are NOT gettin away with this missy!"
So long story longer, I finally venture into the one place that never fails to invigorate me, Nordstrom, and my doctor call 2 times in like 5 minutes trying to get me on the phone. Turns out I DO have a little happy family of bacteria living in my tum tum. And they want to treat it pronto. I don't know what it is yet...there was a big shoe sale and I had to see the goods rather than rush to the pharmacy :) The sickness will still be there tomorrow. the shoes on the other hand, were going like hot cakes.
Tomorrow I will tackle this beast inside. In the meeeeaaan time, I must show you the Holy Grail of Bridal Emergency kits. Basically, my future sister-in-law Ashley is AMAZING and sooo thoughtful when she bought out target the other day assembling my fabulous go-to trunk of fun!
Look, even rays from Heaven are shining on it:)
Inventory:
Q-tips
Sewing kit
Cotton rounds
TUMS smoothies
TUMS Ultra
Altoid smalls
Scope mouthwash
Aloe Vera Gel
Shout Wipe & Go packets
Chapstick
Clear Eyes Eye drops
Tide Mini pen
Dove Cleansing Cloths
Sanitary Napkins
Always Clean towlettes
tampons
Hairbrush/mirror
Kleenex
Eye makeup remover
dove ultimate clear anti-perspirant
Johnson's baby powder
foldable mirror
bobby pins
hairspray
hair ties
clear nail polish
Tylenol Extra strength
Advil
Benadryl
Aleve
Nail clippers
nail scissors
nail files
tweezers
Colgate Wisp mini brushes
Johnson and Johnson first aid kit
AND
Neosporin to go
I don't know about you, but I'm pretty sure we will be prepared for anything that comes our way!! I know I will be using this for years to come! Thank you sooo much Ashley, for putting together such a thorough and fabulous kit! I know it will give me confidence on the big day and come in handy for all the bridal party:)
Well I'm off to pack for another wedding weekend in Houston! We are sooo excited to share in Travis and Kristen's wedding day! They are a true blessing to one another and I can't wait to see what great things God has in store for them.
Much Love!
~Ta Ta ~
for now...